What would it take for the NFL to make the front page of the newspaper during the offseason?

Excluding the draft. What event would land the NFL a front-page article? Would it take a Mitchell's List? Would it take a death (I sure hope not)? What would it take for the 4/2 front page headline (4/1 is April Fool's Day, so I'll skip it) to be about the NFL other than the draft itself?

That's Wednesday for those who don't know.

What would it take for the NFL to make the front page of the newspaper during the offseason?nba ballers phenom

bret farve's death

What would it take for the NFL to make the front page of the newspaper during the offseason?2006 nba draft ,nba teams

Joey Porter taking a dump on Bill Parcells desk
Pacman Jones being arrested again for doing anything illegal off the field.

I still can't believe the NFL is seriously considering letting that thug play football again. It's not like he's been a model citizen since he was suspended. The NFL and the Cowboys are just asking for trouble if they let Pacman play again.
Randy Moss Retire's!!!

Brett Favre Return's!

Chad Johnson cry's himself to death!

DNA Proves Madden is Favre's Father!

I can go on and on!!!
Another Incindent like Vick had , SOmething Major to a PLayer and a Team ~!

hope its not mine ~!
Another death that is most definitely going to happen again. There will be way to many things this off season to make the front page of the sports section. Especially in a small time.
Obama names "The Pac-Man" as his running mate for VP.
1. Brett Favre reverses his decision

2. Other teams caught spying

3. Matt Walsh or another employee who knows "anything" gets assassinated.

4. Peyton Manning and Tom Brady get injured for all of next season.